我们家最近等于动物园

一群狗，一群兔子，一群鸡，一堆乌龟还有鸟

先说一下我们家的狗

本来我们家就有4只狗，都是人家不要的

后来我妈去银行的时候，一只小狗自己跑到我们家车上了

很脏，我妈和舅舅觉着可怜就把它带回家了

给它洗了3遍澡，发现他的肚子很大，心想不能是有了吧

果不其然几个月后他生了，生了6只！！！！！！

我妈给他起了个名字叫妞妞

妞妞对除了家里人以外的人很凶的（他到我们家4个小时以后就把我们家人做自己家了，看家护院）

第一次来的人他肯定等在人家后面监视，而且叫的很凶

这个暑假我回家，妞妞没见过我，可他知道我是我们家户主似的直接跑到门口欢迎，不叫，还摇着尾巴

全家人大惊！！

话会所我们家生了6只小狗，被大家拿走之后就剩下两只

一只叫kitt（我妈给起）一只叫vela（还是我妈起得）

但时值夏天，我老爷和孙奶奶住在我家

老人发不出英语，而且他俩很喜欢带小狗散步

就给起了另外两个名字， 小华和小黑（因为一只是黑白花的，一直是黑色的）

导致我们邻居都知道我姥爷版的，我妈很郁闷

 

再来讲讲我门夹神奇的兔子

我们家原来有一只公兔兔一只母兔兔

公兔兔强暴了母兔兔

母兔兔一怒之下掐死了公兔兔

（我没有在编故事，这是真的）

后来母兔兔怀孕了生了8只小兔兔

3只冻死了，3只她叼出窝来不养了

我妈就给这三只喂奶粉，结果一只喝三鹿奶粉喝死了

问我们家还剩几只兔子？

（据说我们家兔子每天要吃一棵大白菜)

 

我们家有两只八哥，有一天跑了一只

把我姥爷心疼的

为了安抚老人，我们一家人一早以上山抓鸟为借口去了宠物市场

带了只八哥回家跟我姥爷说是抓回来的

孙奶奶特激动 “你们真的抓回来了？”（兴奋）

我们异口同声“当然”

我姥爷看了一眼说“切，又买了只回来吧”

我们无言，我妈说，老公安就是老公安

后来那只八哥也飞走了（事实证明我们家那个笼子有个洞）

在后来，那只八哥很神奇自己回来（我觉着他也觉着还是家里好）

把我姥爷乐得

 

最神奇的我舅舅买了4只小鸡到我们家（舅舅，您就别买了，真快成动物园了）

后来因为天冷4只差点冻死，我妈就紧急抢救

最后救活了一只

那只小鸡从此之后性情大变（我们给他起了名字就叫小鸡= =）

我妈走到哪跟到哪，我妈做饭，他就飞到台子上偷吃

我妈坐下他就飞到我妈肩膀上趴着（他是鸡还会是鸟呀？）

我今天给我妈打电话，就听到那头小鸡叫了

趴在肩膀上绝不下去

神奇的家伙~

 

 

 

 

我在上万恶的网页制作课

怎么说我也是受了十几年的中国教育

但是现在我在这都上到高级网页课了

还是很无语，我就想对我老师说一句话：你倒是教呀！！！

我可能受惯了中国教育，我想在中国要是老师教网页是不是应该一步一步手把手的教？

我们这老师，上课给大家看一下网页，讲讲人家那里好

然后说，做吧

一句话总结，请自己学习DW 8和ps要是做不动了再去烦他

问题是，我开始都不会呀

布置各作业更好玩，让我们自己找个公司制作网页给人家还要和人家签约

这年头连小卖部都快有网页了，我上哪给他找去，网上？那人家100%有网页了

对了，我后面坐了一个很帅的外国小帅哥

但根据我在英国的多年经验它80%是个gay,做三维动画做得还不错

 

现在我回家了

跟大表姐通了电话，我们俩词不达意的乱聊了一同

姐 ：你下次回来来北京我请你玩

我 ：玩什么？八达岭长城还是故宫、颐和园？

姐 ：……能不能去年轻人一点的地方

我 ：那是什么？

姐 ：对了，北京开了个新的景点 和珅府

我 ：我要去，我要去~~~（兴奋中）

姐 ：但我看很多游客在那

我 ：那我们就趁没有游客的时候去，比如晚上12点

姐 ：那你就不只见到和珅府了，你连和珅都能见到了

我 ：可我喜欢丰绅因德

姐 ：= =你也能见到……

+++++++++++我们俩的话题2++++++++++++++++++++++++

我 ：接你自己住害怕不？

姐 ：我房子小不害怕。

我 ：我自己住的房间我都害怕，总觉着这有人呀，厕所有声音什么的

姐 ：T_T不是吧。。。。

我 ：姐，北京那地方，每个地方都死过人把，你想想。。。。。

姐 ：你别说了！！我挂电话了！！

 

 

我真的是个很胆小的人，一点风吹草动我都吓得不行

游乐园里的各式设备，对我来说都是摆设

上次去法国迪士尼

我就做了几个幼儿坐的

连旋转木马都不敢坐，真的，外国的旋转木马比中国的转的快~~~

今天我早上找不到钥匙了，就让家里的两位帮我找，我还说了钥匙就在面上的某个地方

结果我回来。钥匙是找到了，可把我的东西反了一遍

DD姐还说，我看到你还有床被子，给我吧（我是想等爹妈来时用的，她说我爹妈来时在还给我，还让我自己提供被套，我说我就两套换洗用，他说那直接盖，nnd被子怎么洗呀）

无语。。。。。我平常要是动她东西她不跟我玩儿命就不错了

晚上还和我发脾气，我真是窦娥冤呀~~~~~

老天，下雪吧~~

洗刷我的冤情

 

 

 

 

我这space绝对年更~

算了还是母语好

亲爱的外国朋友们，你们还是看不懂的好

我今天跟樊弟弟打电话了，虽然叫他弟弟实际上他是比我大那么几岁的

鉴于这位同学EQ低的让人忍无可忍

绝对是那种被人买了还会帮人数钱的那种

我就暂且容忍他叫我姐姐了

我总觉着我们俩这叫啥关系？ 闺中密友？

算了，我就这操心的命了

最新吓翻网页，发现人家都有什么好多年的朋友

我这个常年转学，一转就转好几百公的人没啥老友呢

有点羡慕人家

可能要不是我这没心没肺的性格

早感怀身世，一把鼻涕一把泪了

就说今年暑假回中国这是吧

我愣是在家过了2个月养老的生活，提前进入老龄社会了

哎，在英国我还是很宅

继续看片子，追动画，花痴一下小朋友

PS.最近被网页制作折磨么死去活来的

    今年也不去美国了

   希望妹妹们还想着我

just thanks all the friends I have

my happeness is all yours are livin' in the world.

at least take care of yourself.

I dont want to lose any of you.

I love you, my friends.  

have good time.

anyway I went to London to see a Japanese band

but so cold in there

I have 5 essays need to write and one more record

so busy in this time

I will be ok, dont worry

miss everybody

espcially Mandi

 

Mom still mad about I dont have time to cell her

I will I promise

same as Mandi

I am sorry

 

someone out, someone in

my friends come, my friend go

my life is board

I just hate to take the exam, why the teacher use lots of exam?

I should to retake one in Augest.

every thing is fine, my brothers have good life, maybe they dont think so

The last name of Death Note is so disgusting

what are they talking about?

uhmm........

I need sleep.

hi you, come back, you know I am talking about you.

 

 

我不能理解

我在纽约最大的圣诞树下徘徊呀

为什么就是找不到我要找的人呢？

那人叫一个多，感觉全部的美国人都出动了

去看看了911的遗址

非常不明白为什么要有这么多的人牺牲他们是无辜的，没有亲临现场的人是无法理解那种惨痛的

在第五大街逛了一下，好多奢侈品的店

价钱非常的贵

比如说一个tiffney的手镯要一万四美金

但是怎么说呢，非常的漂亮那里
Mandi是我这次新认识的朋友，非常好的人

我很喜欢她

 

Ten little nigger boys went out to dine

Ten little nigger boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self, and then there were nine.
Nine little nigger boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself, and then there were eight.
Eight little nigger boys travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven.
Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in half, and then there were six.
Six little nigger boys playing with a hive;
A bumble-bee stung one, and then there were five.
Five little nigger boys going in for law;
One got in chancery, and then there were four.
Four little nigger boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three.
Three little nigger boys walking in the Zoo;
A big bear bugged one, and then there were two.
Two little nigger boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up, and then there was one.
One little nigger boy living all alone;
He got married, and then there were none.


Lizzie Borden Took An Axe

Lizzie Borden took an axe,
Hit her father forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She hit her mother forty-one.


There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.


There was a man, a very untidy man

There was a man, a very untidy man,
Whose fingers could nowhere be found
to put in his tomb.
He had rolled his head far underneath the bed;
He had left legs and arms lying
all over the room.


My mother has killed me

My mother has killed me,
My father is eating me,
My brothers and sisters sit under the table,
Picking up my bones,
And they bury them,
under the cold marble stones.


Who killed Cock Robin?

Who killed Cock Robin?
I, said the Sparrow,　　
With my bow and arrow,　　
I killed Cock Robin.　　
Who saw him die? 　　
I, said the Fly.　　
With my little eye,　　
I saw him die.　　
Who caught his blood?　　
I, said the Fish, 　　
With my little dish,　　
I caught his blood.　　
Who'll make his shroud?　　
I , said the Beetle,
With my thread and needle,　　
I'll make the shroud. 　　
Who'll dig his grave?　　
I, said the Owl,　　
With my pick and shovel,　　
I'll dig his grave.　　
Who'll be the person?　　
I, said the Rook,　　
With my little book,　　
I'll be the parson.　　
Who'll be the clerk?　　
I, said the Lark,　　
If it's not in the dark,　　
I'll be the clerk.　　
Who'll carry the link?　　
I, said the Linnet, 　　
I'll fetch it in a minute,　　
I'll carry the link.　　
Who'll be chief mourner?　　
I, said the Dove,　
I mourn for my love, 　　
I'll be chief mourner.　　
Who'll carry the coffin?　　
I, said the Kite,　　
If it's not through the night, 　　
I'll carry the coffin.　　
Who'll bear the pall? 　　
We, said the Wren,　　
Both the cock and the hen,　　
We'll bear the pall.　　
Who'll sing a psalm?　　
I, said the Thrush,　　
As she sat on a bush,　　
I'll sing a psalm. 　　
Who'll toll the bell?　　
I, said the Bull,　　
Because I can pull,　　
So Cock Robin, farewell.　　
All the birds of the air 　　
Fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,　　
When they heard the bell toll　　
For poor Cock Robin.　　
NOTICE　　　　　　　
To all it concerns,　　
This notice apprises,　　
The Sparrow's for trial,　　
At next bird assizes.


Sing A Song of Sixpence

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye;
Four-and-twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie!

When the pie was opened
The birds began to sing;
Was not that a dainty dish
To set before the king?

The king was in his counting-house,
Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlor,
Eating bread and honey.

The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes;
When down came a blackbird
And snapped off her nose.


Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice! See how they run!
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three blind mice?


London Bridge is broken down


London Bridge is broken down,
Broken down, broken down,
London Bridge is broken down,
My fair lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair lady.

Build it up with bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
My fair lady.

Bricks and mortar will not stay,
Will not stay, will not stay,
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
My fair lady.

Build it up with iron and steel,
Iron and steel, iron and steel,
Build it up with iron and steel,
My fair lady.

Iron and steel will bend and bow,
Bend and bow, bend and bow,
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
My fair lady.

Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair lady.

Silver and gold will be stolen away,
Stolen away, stolen away,
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
My fair lady.

Set a man to watch all night,
Watch all night, watch all night,
Set a man to watch all night,
My fair lady.

Suppose the man should fall asleep,
Fall asleep, fall asleep,
Suppose the man should fall asleep ?
My fair lady.

Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
Smoke all night, smoke all night,
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
My fair lady.

rikita 我对不起你，虽然被你点了名我也兴高彩烈的写了回复

但是因为我的一个小失误导致我写的全没了

万分灰心之下，决定有空再说~~

在不说别的，最近会回味k姑娘的话，其实我也不是很喜欢某w同学的作风

做人要稳，要会把握机会，但也不至于太锋芒外露了

毕竟树大招风么

最近在想能让自己变勤快的方法

生命在于静止，这句话太适合我了，真的很不愿意动的人，说白了就是懒人

世界上的天才还是少数，世界是由平凡人组成的~

早上一睁眼看到我的屋里漆黑一片以为阴天还是我起早了

结果一看已经中午12点多了，懒洋洋的洗澡上网看了看

我爸就给我打电话，问我电脑换了没，我说还没，牌子还没订好呢

我问他什么时候过来看我，他说 反正我现在过去也拿不到电脑，你什么时候买了新电脑我在过去，正好可以把现在这台拿走……

我的价值难道还不如电脑，真是奇妙的一家的人

最近兰跟吃了发菜一样，急速增长，很难想象有一天我叫兰过来，会有一只巨大的大黑狗跑出来

台湾是不是疯了 王的男人的主题曲这么歪歪

不过歌词很喜欢，就贴了出来

歌词：
请你别看我有人会吃醋
请你别疼我有人会动怒
请你别怪我我想要独处
我和我朋友
和我朋友的男友怎麽重组

我可以假装你们已结束
也能大声说流言不在乎
你若真爱我别让我陷入
我和我朋友
和我朋友的男友这个队伍

我盯着星星在哭
那麽遥远怎麽照顾
弃义气不顾不就得到幸福
我何苦什麽都在乎

我盯着星星在哭
一双眼睛遇到模糊
我不玩暧昧暧昧玩我到底
我最心软你最清楚

I'm very sure of that I hate writing essay!

My God my we have lots of work need to do?

Oneday I'll change my goal, how to making my life.

Google company ~~thx a lot

Mum hope you can come home earlier.

love everybody.

 

to be Continued...

to tired, just wannat to sleep over a day

please don't bother me to much homework

きゅうわ先生の誕生日です

お誕生日おめでとうございます

先生，お誕生日おめでとうございます

 

中文时间~

有点空虚，作业又一次麽做完，哈哈~~

在听关8和kat-tun的新专辑

王老师你又忘了……

可怜的我……

忽然很想看山p的欺诈师~~

4月继续等待中~~

 

哥哥的我幸福就交给你了

在考虑要不要订关8的碟，没有内的关8呀~~

 

最近在重温山p说中文

怎么说呢，说的还不错，不够为什么他说不好自己的名字？

 

世上的事都在追求公平

但天平还是有倾斜的时候

生命也是如此~~

 

戴蕾，我最最可爱的老伴~~^_^

我怀着胆战心惊的心情走进了学校……

幸亏王老师没为难我，我今天就让没迟到?

实在是看到他紧张，自从我没做他作业他训我那天起

原本很熟的东西全变成了空白

我发誓我要报复……

我要在吃饭的时候报复他……嘻嘻（奸笑）

可是下午，五十岚老师出奇的不高兴呀……为虾米呢？

然后，我们很悲惨的造了句子

在然后学了日本儿歌   大象

……无语了

今天和17所成员大学的人小见了一下面

谈了谈，发现我还是喜欢JMU，大不了做不成传媒我做心理医生

阿，下午吃饭吃的真爽

我亲爱的于岩哥哥，你是一个多么有效率的人呀

你是一个多么宠妹妹的人呀，你是我最后的希望~~

你真是一个好人，我庄严宣告，你是一个好哥哥~~

 

下到了kat-tun的real face的pv很不错，但是一开始Mo有点抽

衷心感谢momo女王~~

 

王的男人什么可以下到？我很怨念……

看到小路姐的留言了，阿里嘎到

对了，最近在忽悠同学们看耽美

 

我果然是个好人（自恋中）

今天雯雯和老大在寒风中陪我了好久，为了他们的讲义，而我不厚道的忘了带钥匙

哈哈~~

 

明天继续奋斗中……

很高兴收到karen 和kathleen 妈妈的邮件~~

但是我真的是懒得不行了，report已经完全不想写了，难道我得了厌学症？

上周5听了JMU的讲座很是喜欢，真的希望可以考上呀

我完全是那种考试掉链子型的，呵呵~~

这是命吧，命运的天平是平等的呢

昨天，赵辉舅舅走了，扔下冬梅姐姐和他才上小学的儿子，生命无常呀

那个整天喜欢嘻嘻哈哈，为人超级好的舅舅去了有出出和亚也的天堂

这件事绝对不能让老人知道，白发人送黑发人是谁也接受不了的

 

还有花姐，赶快更新你的文，我都快搬板凳去等了……

 

内博贵同学，你打算什么时候出来呀？

全世界的人民都在等着你呢（请忽略我的发神经）

 

活着的人比死去的人更辛苦，更勇敢~~